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Showing posts with label Boondock Saints. Show all posts
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Monday, January 7, 2013

Status Flip Side: Low Status Characters in Novels


I've been talking a lot about status, and I focused last week on High Status. This week, I'm taking a look at the flip side of that coin -- low status.
If you read the High status posts, then I'm sure that you can imagine what a low status character is like already. Fidgety, shy, can't make or keep eye contact, stammers, takes up as little space as possible, seems insecure, very quiet.
Wanna get a feel for lower status people in real-life? Watch an interview with Norman Reedus. Seriously. The man is charming and outgoing and clever, but he displays every single characteristic of a low status character. If you wanna get a good look at the differences between high and low status, watch an interview with Norman Reedus and pretty much any of his co-stars. Particularly Sean Patrick Flanery (searching for Boondock Saints panels at Comic-Con and such is a great place to start) or Michael Rooker (which again, panels at Comic Expos, but this time search for Walking Dead and the Dixon Brothers.) You can see a vast difference in the way these men behave and it's a stark contrast in high and low status.
However! Using Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flanery as a case study for high and low status (Or Norman and Michael Rooker even) is extremely interesting because while the statuses are clearly defined in body posture and mannerisms, the actors view themselves as equals.
This is not the case in most character studies where status comes into play.
Low status characters tend to become 'shy' when confronted with someone even remotely higher in status than they are.
When writing a low status character, remember that the low status only applies to people outside of the character's own head. If the character is alone, he is the king of his own world. He can sing, and dance and be generally high status, but as soon as his boss, or sister, or mother, or king walks in the door, the low status character is immediately back to begging and prostrating himself, unable to make eye contact, no longer singing, now very determined to take up as little space as possible in the room. 
This makes for very interesting dynamics in pairs or groups and creates sort of a "pecking order" which I will discuss another time.
For now, I recommend going and having a look through celebrity photos and watching interviews with celebrities, see if you can't pick out who is high status and who is low status. Then, start applying these things to your characters. It'll open up a whole new playground with your writing.

Friday, December 21, 2012

End of the Word: Boondock Saints 3 Spec -- Deleted Scene


Well, the world didn't end, so as promised. Here is my "Conjugal Visit" scene from my Boondock Saints 3 speculative script. For those of you unaware, "Spec script" means that I basically just wrote a more technical fan fiction for my favorite movie series and have put the finished project into my portfolio for when I start handing out my CV and applying for jobs in the film and television industry. I write a lot and this was honestly a labour of love more than anything else. It definitely brought closure to my relationship with the Boondock Saints. And made me love the story even more. 

Anyway, I do hope that nothing actually happens in the next 24 hours... that would suck.

Enjoy.
Love,
Kai Kiriyama

SC. 8(a)
INT. PRISON – CONTINUOUS

Connor and Murphy sit quietly on their respective beds in their cell. A GUARD knocks against the BARS of their cell. Connor and Murphy look up at the guard, SLOWLY.


GUARD:

You boys have visitors.


CONNOR:

No press.


GUARD: (snorts in contempt)

It's not press. Move it.


Connor and Murphy exchange CONFUSED looks. They stand in UNISON and move towards the CELL DOOR. The door OPENS and the guard HANDCUFFS the brothers. Additional GUARDS appear and fall in to FLANK the brothers as they are led down the hall.


MURPHY:

Who d'you suppose it is?


CONNOR:

Your guess is as good as mine.


MURPHY:

What if it's Ma'?


CONNOR: (a beat)

God have mercy on us if it is.


Connor and Murphy are led to the VISITOR ROOM. It is empty of all other PRISONERS. A solitary GUARD stands at the DOOR on the opposite side of the room from where the brothers entered. Connor and Murphy HESITANTLY take SEATS at the TABLE in the MIDDLE of the room. The GUARDS who escorted the brothers in leave.


Murphy TURNS to watch the guards LEAVE, suddenly very NERVOUS.


MURPHY:

We're gonna die.


CONNOR:

We're not gonna die.



MURPHY:

There's no guards in here.
There's no one else at all.
And look.


Murphy POINTS out the CAMERAS on the walls. All of them are DEACTIVATED.


MURPHY: (cont'd)

All the cameras are turned off.


CONNOR: (dryly)

Maybe it's a conjugal visit?


Murphy gives Connor a look of DISGUST.


A KNOCK sounds on the DOOR where the remaining GUARD STANDS. He opens the door.


Detectives DOLLY and DUFFY enter the room. DUFFY speaks quietly with the GUARD. DOLLY simply STARES at the BROTHERS.


CONNOR:

Told ya'. Conjugal. We're
gonna get fucked either way.


DUFFY finishes his conversation with the GUARD and the guard LEAVES. The two detectives stand over the BROTHERS, looking MENACING. Connor and Murphy stare UP at the detectives, INNOCNETLY. A TENSE moment passes.


MURPHY:

God, it's good to finally see
a friendly face.


DOLLY:

Yeah, about that, we've got bad news.


Dolly and Duffy sit down across from the MacManus Brothers.


DOLLY: (cont'd)

This isn't a social call.


CONNOR:

Aren't you gonna get
in trouble for this?


DUFFY:

Actually, we're here to get
your story about Greenly's death.


MURPHY:

Why? You were there.


DOLLY:

We didn't see the shooter.


DUFFY:

The Chief wants you to confess.


MURPHY:

It wasn't us, so that's
not gonna happen.




CONNOR:

We're not “cop killers”.
We're not letting you pin
that shit on us, too.


DUFFY:

We know that, but our bosses
don't. The public wants
closure.


MURPHY:

How much fuckin' closure do they
need? The shooter's body was right
there!


DOLLY:

It's a little messier than that.


MURPHY:

Bullshit! Why don't you just
tell everyone that Greenly was helpin'
us? That'll clear a few things right up,
and it's not like they can fire him now!


DUFFY:

We've considered it, believe me.


CONNOR:

We're not takin' the fall
for Greenly's death, so you've
wasted a trip.


DOLLY: (hesitantly)

You know we don't agree with
this, right? It's just a cover?


MURPHY:

No shit, Sherlock.


CONNOR:

Haven't you learned anything yet?


Connor and Murphy LAUGH at the Detectives' expense.


DOLLY: (relieved)

You bastards are gonna give
me a heart attack.


DUFFY:

How are you two holding up?


MURPHY: (shrugs)

Roof over out heads, three squares
a day, we're pretty much left in our
cell all day 'cause every time we go
out, a riot breaks out.


CONNOR:

We're very social, made loads
of friends in the year since we've
been in here. We're pretty popular.


DOLLY:

What're you gonna do?


CONNOR:

Wait it out. We're model
prisoners. We only fight back
in self defence.


DOLLY: (mutters)

Jesus...


DUFFY:

You know they're sending
in a shrink?


MURPHY:

'Bout time.


DUFFY:

You want a psych evaluation?


MURPHY:

Why not? S'not like we need
to prove we're not insane. Everyone's
already made that judgement call
for themselves.


CONNOR: (a beat)

You're the first visitors we've
had. No press, no lawyers, nothin'.
We're totally alone here.


MURPHY:

And we're still not “cop killers”.


The DOOR opens then, and the GUARD returns. Duffy and Dolly STAND slowly and follow the guard, leaving. Murphy halfheartedly WAVES goodbye as the DOOR slams shut.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Marvel vs. EVERYTHING, theoretical characters and pipe dreams

So, I love Marvel vs. Capcom. My team usually consists of Wolverine, Deadpool and Thor.

I really suck at the game. But that's beside the point.

Okay, so who else would I love to see in Marvel vs. EVERYTHING? I mean, shoot, with the releases of all these new characters and stuff, it's only a matter of time before we start seeing random people from random movies or something. (I'd play as Optimus Prime if I could!)

Who could I theoretically throw in there?

Why not the Boondock Saints?

My theoretical team would then be Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Deadpool. Or Thor, but I think Deadpool would work better with the Saints.

What powers would they have?

Well, if you are playing as Murphy, you can call Connor in and he'd drop a toilet on your enemy.

If you play as Connor, you can call Murphy in and Murphy would shoot everyone with the big Gatling gun in the supply room in the first movie.

If you're playing as your third person, and both brothers are alive, you could call them in and they'd fall through the ceiling on the fuckin' rope and shoot everyone as they spin. 9 well placed shots, as per Smecker.

If you get to level 5 and want to do a special, and both brothers are still alive, you call in Smecker, who yells "THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!" and then Il Duce appears on one side of the screen, the Saints on the other and they shoot at each other, catching their opponents in the crossfire.

And of course, if one brother dies, the other immediately gets called in, goes into berserker mode and is unstoppable for 30 seconds.

Wow.

I put WAY too much thought into this.

Kai Kiriyama is enjoying every minute of her insomnia. She's currently considering going to sleep. She lives in Canada and has no real friends. HA HA!

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Dear Murphy: Several things We May or May Not Need a Stupid Fuckin' Rope For

Dear Murphy,

You still seem rather skeptical about Connor's insistence on bringing rope to every job, to every event, and to every place you go that isn't in and out.

You seem to be convinced that rope is a non-essential item in our day to day lives.

Now, I'm just a writer, what do I know about the ins-and-outs of your specific job? But I think that there are a few things you are overlooking in your dear brother's insistence of having what you refer to as "stupid fuckin' rope."

Let us first consider that there are many different kinds of rope. There are different materials and textures, gauges and thicknesses. Hell, you could consider twine a kind of rope, or yarn for that matter, depending on how you want to define it.

But for your consideration, we shall just stick with the thick, black nylon kind of rope that you always seem to end up lugging around.

You should first and foremost consider yourself lucky that you're not a pirate. You'd have to spend all day lugging rope around. And half the damn ship is made of rope, you know. All the rigging is rope, all the ropes in the sails. And you always need extra rope to tie down loose cannons - and people - in violent storms. You'd swing across the ropes to board another ship, just like in the movies. And when the ship crashes and sinks and you are stranded and your clothes have become to big because you've lost so much weight and are starving, that rope will be your belt.

Or you could hang yourself. Or the mutineers who crashed your ship in the first place.

I think thirty pounds of rope is getting off lightly when you consider that you could be a pirate.

I grew up on a farm, Murphy. Trust me when I say that a good piece of rope can come in so handy for things like tying equipment and tarps down on the back of my truck. Or for making a makeshift halter to lead my horse. Or worst case scenario, a quick fix for lashing together the fence posts while we bring the materials to fix them properly. The same idea goes for working construction. Again, we see tarps and tools and heavy things that need to be lifted - what else are you going to use on the pulley?

You could also be a rock climber. They rely on rope to make sure that they don't fall to their untimely and ultimately gross demise.

Or you could be a mercenary. (Or is that what you think of yourself as, already?) You could use your rope to set traps. Again, with these things that we see in the movies! But you're considering it now, aren't you? A rope trap, or a string of rope with tin cans attached to warn you when someone is coming. You can stop the ambush that way. (Watch out for the zombies.)

You've done some insane things (shall we refrain from mentioning Copley Plaza?) and have been very lucky to have rope on hand. That in itself should be enough of an argument in favor of having rope.

But I know you. It never is.

So what else can you use this rope for?

For starters, I will suggest that you could use it as a whip. Because it's honestly the first thing you do when you have a piece of rope. Not you, specifically, dear Murphy, but the general 'you' in reference to anyone who may or may not be reading this. Admit it, you've done it.

And now you have a piece of rope for which you have no use. You've whipped it around like Indiana Jones and you're bored holding your piece of rope.

Save your rope, dear Murphy, you do need to keep yourself in top physical condition. Use it as a jump rope, you have it anyway. And I know that the thick black nylon rope you have is an excellent weight. You can also use it for resistance training. Those pitiful elastics the gyms overcharge you for ain't got nothing on a good piece of rope. And you could always try climbing the rope to build your upper body strength. But you won't, 'cause that was the worst part of grade school gym class.

And you're giving me that look that says I'm insane.

We could always use our imagination a little more, couldn't we? Do you truly want me to go into kinky details about what you could do with that rope?

...too bad. I'm not going to. But your mind went there too. So maybe reconsider your rope.

Besides, Murphy, you never know when you'll have to save a damsel from her tower. Not everyone can grow hair long and thick enough to hoist you into a tower. You'll be thankful you have your rope then.

I think I have made my point quite clear, dear Murphy.

So quit arguing about what you're going to need the stupid fuckin' rope for.

You could be a pirate.

Sincerely,
Kai.